i just want white hair without having to be 40 years olddd
i see two paths stretched in front of me
(via grim-bark-harley)Source: necrophade
Handsome princes indeed.
SOMEONE PLEASE ADD HANS AND KRISTOFF
Prince CHarming’s face is the only one that looks normal.
TARZAN’S HEAD IS ALMOST COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM HIS BODY
Didn’t you forget someone~?
OH MY GOD STOP
(via grim-bark-harley)Source: thisdisneyday
My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself
you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second
shrinking your own dad for notes… that’s a new low for this website
I’ve been rumbled
(via oprahwinefrey)Source: paleredsunday
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
I’m not even a lesbian but this made me laugh
r u sure pussy-destroyer3000
(via be-nice-to-the-npcs)Source: can-i-be-your-favorite-bird
shark lava and boy girl
a bigender superhero and a shark partner literally made of lava
I like how Boygirl doesn’t seem to have any superpower besides being bigender.
If you ride a shark made out of lava you really don’t need any powers do you
(via fuckin-got-me)Source: nishlo
So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.
This is exactly what our stimulation clinic looks like. Most of the time we cover the dummies faces because they’re really fucking creepy lol.
(via caiusmartiuscoriolanus)Source: one-handsome-devil
are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course
omg can I please?
that sounds fun
Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.
I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.
Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze